{"product_id":"sbwc-jack-koozie","title":"SBWC Jack Koozie","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSBWC \u003cstrong\u003eJ\u003c\/strong\u003eack \u003cstrong\u003eK\u003c\/strong\u003eoozie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCold drink. Jack on guard. Pretty much all the engineering required here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe SBWC Jack Koozie comes in two flavors: black with the classic white Jack, or woodland camo with Jack turned up in orange. Both carry TEMPUS IUNGIT OMNIA, because time unites all things. Including your ice-cold beverage of choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from neoprene, collapsible, and ready for coolers, boats, backyards, tailgates, workbenches, range bags and anywhere else cold drinks tend to congregate. Just keep one close. Jack knows where the night might end up, and just knowing your drink has its own tiny piece of SBWC kit feels oddly appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJackets keep you warm. This keeps your drink cold. Jack keeps watch over the whole operation. Just kindly remember which one is yours when the cooler starts getting low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoes it make your drink colder? Jury's kinda still out on that. Does Jack make it better? Judgment's known. Just keep drinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJeans, khakis, whatever you're wearing, it folds flat and disappears into a pocket until called upon. Jeep keys, koozie, cold beverage. You're basically packed. Just know that once somebody spots Jack, keeping track of yours becomes your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJack's keen eye offers absolutely no measurable tactical advantage, but we weren't going to leave him off the thing. Job's kinda his.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo grab your Jack Koozie. Join kin. Just kick back. Just keep it cold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose your Jack:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sketchy Boyz Watch Club LLC","offers":[{"title":"Black\/White","offer_id":54565503959379,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Woodland\/Hunter Orange","offer_id":54565503992147,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/5411\/4131\/files\/IMG-1800.png?v=1786515469","url":"https:\/\/sketchyboyzwatchclub.com\/products\/sbwc-jack-koozie","provider":"Sketchy Boyz Watch Club LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}